Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
Red Velvet Ice Cream
That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.
I must have it.
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
Looks like he found some amazing cereal